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<b><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> </span></b>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-38090333420846386302007-03-14T11:02:00.000-03:002007-03-21T11:03:58.848-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 82<span style="font-weight: bold;">#406-</span> "I'm not sure what the client wants, so let's try and do something the client will buy."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Senior Account Executive to Copywriter)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#407-</span> "Did you set the new portfolio content? How many pages we need to add to the old version?" - "I first need to get the new text to know how much space this text will takes to tell you how many more pages we will need" - "Just put some random text and tell me, don't make me loose my time."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Boss to Freelancer)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-75659001019965631502007-02-21T22:35:00.000-03:002007-03-21T10:36:30.463-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 81<span style="font-weight: bold;">#406-</span> "Well, I still think it’s a gray area. Remember that our customers are unsophisticated. They’ll read it, think it’s mistake and it’ll make us look bad. Put the quotes back in."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Account Supervisor after being shown citations from both the Chicago Manual of Style and the AP Stylebook about not using quotation marks at the end of a paragraph when the quote continues into the next paragraph)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#405-</span> "We're not going to do a brief because the project was already briefed past week."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Executive after an Art Director had to take care of a project instead of his ill colleague)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-39418136526681783982007-02-15T10:31:00.000-03:002007-03-21T10:34:49.072-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 80<span style="font-weight: bold;">#404-</span> "Yeah, We don't like the orange color. Can't we just fade red into the yellow?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, giving direction to Designer)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#403-</span> "We love it, but take out the bears (it was all bears) and it needs to be 80% white space and less busy, but we love it as is."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client to post production Art Director)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#402-</span> "I see orange as between, like, yellow and red."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Third-party Designer explaining his color choice for a logo)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#401-</span> "Let's systematize this into a structure."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Creative Director to Project Manager, just after coming up with brand new creative concept)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">#400-</span> "Summarising: you have to come up with three 30 sec. film scripts with all those benefits that I told you about. But before you do that, please send me few sentences of what you are going to come up with so I can send it to the Client as he has to get used to what you are going to come up with."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Executive to Creative Director)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1170429230161387632007-02-02T12:10:00.000-03:002007-03-15T05:32:33.073-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 79<strong>#399</strong>- "Why don't we cast a 50-year old that looks like 38?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client and Art Director disagree on how old the model should be. Account Executive comes up with brilliant compromise)</span><br /><br /><strong>#398</strong>- "We don't like this line. It's advertising language"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Memo from client's advertising department to advertising agency about copy for an advertisement)</span><br /><br /><strong>#397</strong>- "We really like working with you, so lets try not to get lawyers involved"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, President to Freelance Graphic Designer)</span><br /><br /><strong>#396</strong>- "You can’t say no, you’re the agency"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Account Supervisor, when he asked that it’s okay to ask for what they want 100% of the time and just be ready to be told ´no´)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1170428992850382772007-02-01T09:07:00.000-03:002007-02-02T12:09:52.850-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 78<strong>#395</strong>-"I'm good at what I do, but I don't necessarily know what I am doing"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, regarding their position at their company)</span><br /><br /><strong>#394</strong>-"Just because I approved something doesn't mean you can hold it in my face!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Comment by client, to Agency President and Project Manager who were defending the fact that client's site was built following the approved information architecture)</span><br /><br /><strong>#393</strong>-"Please rewrite the letter so that it will yield less response, as our call center is understaffed."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client memo to Agency) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1170428790761889942007-01-27T16:04:00.000-03:002007-07-08T19:44:09.249-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 77<strong>#392</strong>- "Adapt concept to billboard, 40 feet by 60 feet. For presentation, please make actual-sized mock-up"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Job order of young Account Manager to Art Director)</span><br /><br /><strong>#391</strong>- "Overall, I am not ready to produce this TV commercial..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, On seeing concept board with one frame on it) </span><br /><br /><strong>#390</strong>- "Note that we kept the colors of the set and props a golden yellow, in keeping with the brand color" - "But what's that square blue thing? Oh my God, you forgot to make that yellow!" - "Uh, it's the window. The blue thing is the sky" - "But we agreed, everything should be a golden yellow. That means even the sky!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client to Producer, at the presentation of the offline edit of TV spot)</span><br /><br /><strong>#389</strong>- "The reflections in the water should be at angle opposite to the sun" - "Um, no. The SHADOWS of objects would be at an angle away from the sun, but a reflection is always perpendicular to the reflective surface" - "No, you're wrong. Go back and point all the reflections away from the sun." - "Well, that would start to look kind of strange. Say, I have a small mirror at my desk; let me go get it so I can show you what I mean..." - "Don't get difficult with me!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Conversation with Client, looking at a Photoshop image) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1170428553787549562007-01-26T11:41:00.000-03:002007-02-16T14:15:22.020-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 76<strong>#388</strong>- "And of course, it would be especially nice if they could meet these super-human demands and not charge us"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Account Executive)</span><br /><br /><strong>#387</strong>- "Let's open up the text box more to alleviate the bad text ´raping´"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, email from Associate Creative Director to Creative team, attempting to comment on text wrapping)</span><br /><br /><strong>#386</strong>- "I know you guys don't like to steal creative work, but sometimes the best ideas come from other places"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, same Associate Creative Director, trying to get his Creative team to copy a Volkswagen banner)</span><br /><br /><strong>#385</strong>- "Add a roll-over state. People love roll-overs" - "Well, if that's the case, why don't we add puppies to the ad? Because everyone loves puppies"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, same Associate Creative Director to Copywriter, asking to add unnecessary fluff to a basic banner)</span><br /><br /><strong>#384</strong>- "Overall, it's a great ad. But I don't like the headline, and I don't like the layout" - "What do you like? The border?" - "Well...yes"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Conversation between Client and Agency) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678721540889352007-01-24T19:44:00.000-03:002007-02-01T07:10:58.936-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 75<strong>#383</strong>- "It needs to EXPLODE off the page! It needs FIREWORKS and COLOR! LOTS of colors! And exclamation points! Be creative. I could have done what you sent me on my own computer. The 14pt type is so small. I mean, you guys are the experts..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Hospital client, reacting to a double-truck newspaper ad celebrating being chosen ´Reader’s Choice´ for hospitals in a conference call to the AE, CD, AD and CW)</span><br /><br /><strong>#382</strong>- "How did you change the TV channel on the brochure cover?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, referring to Photoshop work performed on a stock photo) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678649504987472007-01-16T18:42:00.000-03:002007-01-24T19:44:09.506-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 74<strong>#381</strong>- "If I give you approval, what can I still change?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, Marketing Manager) </span><br /><br /><strong>#380</strong>- "Can we hear it before you record it?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to agency creative team working on a radio spot)</span><br /><br /><strong>#379</strong>- "For simplicity's sake, we ripped off a few things"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to design agency, regarding their website)</span><br /><br /><strong>#378</strong>- "The quality of our artwork is pretty good."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, regarding the eyesore that is their website) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678532575944562007-01-10T15:21:00.000-03:002007-01-24T19:42:12.576-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 73<strong>#377</strong>- "We need a giant steam head rising above the booth" - "Why?" - "Because people love steam. They’re drawn to it. It’s the power and magic of steam I’m talking about here!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Agency President)</span><br /><br /><strong>#376</strong>- "The photography on our current site suffers from what I like to call the 'Ritz Effect'... too many crackers..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, talking to designer and project manager about lack of diverstiy in the photos on their current site)</span><br /><br /><strong>#375</strong>- "I was wondering if you would be able to give me a $10 CPM?" - "Well, can you tell me who some of your clients are?" - "How can I get any clients if I don’t have a $10 CPM?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Media Planner talking to a Media Sales Rep)</span><br /><br /><strong>#374</strong>- "I need a banner with a dynamic looking basketball, but it can't look like a basketball. It needs to look like a volleyball too."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account executive to graphic designer) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678385097572092007-01-06T16:36:00.000-03:002007-01-24T19:39:45.100-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 72<strong>#373</strong>- "I thought it best to get the agency started on the project. I met with Al, Todd, Joleen, Mike and some copywriter"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client meeting report)</span><br /><br /><strong>#372</strong>- "Can you work up some type of ad. I think we'd probably gain mostly checking and savings accounts as well as loans. So it should be pretty general, but specific."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client email to Account Executive)</span><br /><br /><strong>#371</strong>- "The client wants the image moved over a little more" - "Ok, about how many pixels?" - "I don't know what a pixel is. I can only think in inches..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Project Manager to Graphic Designer regarding a simple change)</span><br /><br /><strong>#370</strong>- "I want you to surprise me with something I've never seen before - I want you to invent the wheel, just visually"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Creative director to designer finishing a brochure, first week at her new job. Then he left for a party)</span><br /><br /><strong>#369</strong>- "I need the background to be transparent. I have some transparencies that you can scan so you can have a transparent layer in Photoshop."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Boss offering help to bewildered designer)</span><br /><br /><strong>#368</strong>- "Man, my head REALLY hurts. This working all day thing is killing me" - "Yeah... but its only 4:30 pm"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, conversation between Art Director and Copywriter) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678181071933102006-12-26T12:34:00.000-03:002007-03-07T18:16:32.616-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 71<strong>#367</strong>- "I know there are a lot of typos, but your budget didn’t cover QC"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Post Production Account rep to client, as told to competing studio manager)</span><br /><br /><strong>#366</strong>- "We have 4 shots of this product, but don't spend any time on it..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Art director to photographer)</span><br /><br /><strong>#365</strong>- "When can I see the draft of the event report for the newsletter?" - "End of next Monday?" - "No. I want it today. I need to show it to my boss to get his approval" - "Er... but the event's this Friday. So I can't interview guests for their comments and do a report of the event until the event happens right?" - "I don't care. I want the draft by the end of today. This the way we always work. Other agencies have done this for us before. So why can't you?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Conversation between Client and Copywriter)</span><br /><br /><strong>#364</strong>- "I don't like green. Can we change it?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, Account Director to Art Director, personally unhappy with the colour of giant multinational coffee chain logo)</span><br /><br /><strong>#363</strong>- "Don't worry, this project is really just a graphic design exercise, it doesn't require any real thinking or anything"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Executive to Designer) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1169678021473565292006-12-20T19:02:00.000-03:002007-01-24T19:36:41.036-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 70<strong>#362</strong>- "Alright, I just sent Bob to go get those girls for the commercial!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Commercial Director in reference sending one of his employees to fetch the scantily clad middle school-aged girls seen walking across the street)</span><br /><br /><strong>#361</strong>- "The spot is great except for the graphics and colors" - "But we duplicated the graphics and colors from your tri-fold, website and menu" - "Yes, we don't like those"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Account Executive in reference to TV commercial sent out for approval)</span><br /><br /><strong>#360</strong>- "Please add a watermarked graphic or clip art to the inside of the brochure. A heartstring pulling stock photo? Or maybe a cityscape? Not sure what would work best..."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, to Designer about brochure revisions)</span><br /><br /><strong>#359</strong>- "Logo needs to be bigger on the front page, so it can be seen across a room if in a brochure stand"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Same client, to same Designer about same brochure revisions) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166458530145204642006-12-17T16:16:00.000-03:002007-03-15T02:30:19.053-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 69<strong></strong><strong>#358</strong>- "That cover is too hip for the room."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, giving feedback about a brochure cover for a church)</span><br /><strong><br />#357</strong>- "You need to add a a line on the cover of the invitation that says how to open it" - "Huh? But its a tri-fold.... How do they not know how to open it?" - "The client can’t figure out how to open it. Just add ‘open here, moron’"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, between Art Director and Associate Creative Director regarding client revision request)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166458249817445072006-12-12T19:05:00.000-03:002006-12-18T13:10:49.816-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 68<strong>#356</strong>- "But surely, when you get rid of the palm tree fronds, the reflection of the palm tree fronds on the car will disappear too."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Manager, when told that the ‘simple’ job of digitally removing something from a car shot wasn’t as simple as they thought.)</span><br /><br /><strong>#355</strong>- "I know the globe is in our logo but we are not a global company so the only globe should be the one in our logo."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client feedback)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#354</strong>- "I’m at home trying to deciding if I’ll give you negative marks on your review for those biscuit lips."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Creative Director poking fun at an Account Manager’s cold sores)</span><br /><strong><br />#353</strong>- "How do you print screen?" - "Alt-Print Screen." - "So, how long does it take to print?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Manager)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166457830862794182006-12-10T08:57:00.000-03:002006-12-18T13:03:50.863-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 67<strong>#352</strong>- "How can I put the link on my desktop when you know I only have a laptop?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(IT Client to Agency)</span><br /><br /><strong>#351</strong>- "The client has given us FINAL approval, but asked if we could change one small thing."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Project Manager to Art Director)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#350</strong>- "But tell me one thing, why have you not been paid till now???"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, Finance Manager when being followed up on payment that was due.)</span><br /><strong><br />#349</strong>- "I will contact the artist, what is his name?" - "Vincent Van Gogh" - "Ok, I will call him and get his approval."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Executive to Art Director on being told that ´Sunflowers´ cannot be used in the layout because of copyright issues)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166457297297931392006-12-08T19:46:00.000-03:002006-12-18T12:54:57.300-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 66<strong>#348</strong>- "It's too Jewish."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Conversation with Jewish client reviewing the Jewish themed ad for their Synagogue's newsletter.)</span><br /><br /><strong>#347</strong>- "I hate these colors. These are not the colors you showed us in the design comps."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Conversation between Client and Account Executive upon seeing the printer's blue line proofs.)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#346</strong>- "We love option 1. It is by far the cleanest one. We'd just like to add some contact information. Just the Call to Action, Website and our partner's logos. You are the artists. Just do your thing so it doesn't look like too much information. Gosh, I love it! It's so clean!"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, Advertising Coordinator to Agency Account Supervisor, making comments on a what was intending to be a clean Billboard art.)</span><br /><strong><br />#345</strong>- "Oh, they must want those secret magic words that mean four things at once."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Copywriter to Account Manager, discussing client comments)</span><br /><br /><strong>#344</strong>- "Just shut-up. Nobody likes an asshole." "I dunno, some women like assholes."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account manager to Copywriter)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#343</strong>- "Why not fold this up until it has sharp corners and shove it up your stupid trade school bum."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Associate Creative Director to Designer) </span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166456795612479752006-12-07T22:38:00.000-03:002006-12-18T12:46:35.613-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 65<strong>#342</strong>- "Can you make the URL resemble a web link? You know, underlined in blue. That way everyone knows it's for our web site."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, to Account Manager, describing the URL at the bottom of a print ad)</span><br /><strong><br />#341</strong>- "It’s simple really: I want you to come up with something that’s never been done before; something that touches hearts and minds all around the world. Oh, and I need it by 11 tomorrow morning."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, Marketing Director to Creative eam)</span><br /><strong><br />#340</strong>- "What's a linking URL?"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, interactive Media Planner to Traffic)<br /><br /></span><strong>#339</strong>- "This logo needs to be extremely high end." - "So like Ralph Lauren black label?" - "Higher-but don't spend more than 3 hours on it, it's not that important."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(</span>Agency, VP to Creative Director regarding a logo for a golf outing)</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><strong>#338</strong>- "The ad looks great, but I can’t hear it." - "Have you tried adjusting the volume?" - "Oh, that’s much better."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, on a phone call giving feedback to Avid Editor)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#337</strong>- "How dare you! You know I hate banjo!"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, Creative Director to Music Producer upon arriving at a recording session an hour late)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166456262834578932006-12-06T12:33:00.000-03:002006-12-18T12:37:42.836-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 64<strong>#336</strong>- "I really like it, but can you make the type a darker white so it shows up more?""<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, to Art Director)<br /><br /></span><strong>#335</strong>- "What do you mean this is a four color job? I don't want four colors, we are paying for all of the colors and by God I want all of the colors."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, Marketing Manager to agency Art Director)<br /><br /></span><strong>#334</strong>- "This african american is too dark. Can we use someone more racially vague?"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, to Account Director and Creative, discussing photography for a direct mail brochure)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#333</strong>- "That black guy doesn’t look ethnic - can we get a real black guy?"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, comment about a photo of an African American man)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1166455919593274592006-12-04T08:22:00.000-03:002006-12-18T12:31:59.603-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 63<strong>#332</strong>- "It´s all ok. good looking, nice layout, modern, right concept, but… my appreciation about the communication is: the black is too dark, and the red is too bloody."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, Product Manager, giving feedback to Creative Director)<br /><br /></span><strong>#331</strong>- "I'll fax our logo over right now and you can use that in the ad."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client in email response to designer's request for a camera-ready logo)<br /><br /></span><strong>#330</strong>- "Where's that manager? ...what´s his name?" - "Ron?" - "Yes! The fat one!"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, Creative Director to Graphic Designer on whereabouts of Studio Manager)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#329</strong>- "Don't worry about the talent's wardrobe sizes. I don't want to bother them anymore. Besides, there are lot's of places to buy clothes near the shoot."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, Account Executive to Art Director)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1164928052187413482006-11-29T10:59:00.000-03:002007-03-03T11:45:55.060-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 62<strong>#328</strong>- "Final Changes: please make sure our logo´s and pictures can´t be saved or copied off the website." - "It is not possible! If they don't want to share they should not be on the web."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Conversation between Client and Account Executive)<br /><br /></span><strong>#327</strong>- "This flyer is URGENT. I don't know how you do it but just do it so it fits an envelope. Just like the one I'm holding now". <span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client, Trade Marketing Coordinator to Account Supervisor... on a phone conversation)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /></span><strong>#326</strong>- "Their eagle soars more than our eagle"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Client to Agency when comparing an eagle from a competitor's TV spot with their own)</span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1164927552958627222006-11-23T14:04:00.000-03:002006-11-30T19:59:12.960-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 61<strong>#325</strong>- "What copy should I use?" - "Just do some of that fluff that you do."<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency Creative Director)</span><br /><br /><strong>#324</strong>- "It's already a pizza, now with what the client is asking for, it'll make it an all-dressed pizza!"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, Project Manager to his Director of Production)<br /><br /></span><strong>#323</strong>- "OK people, who's got the shovel? Because we're knee deep in it!"<span style="font-style: italic;"><br />(Agency, same Project Manager to his Production Team)<br /><br /></span><strong>#322</strong>- "I just need this to get into Communications Arts."<br />(Creative Director to designers, weekly)<span style="font-style: italic;"></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1164927226486527342006-11-21T15:48:00.000-03:002006-11-30T19:53:46.676-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 60<strong>#321</strong>- "Can you adjust the leading on the headline?" - "No, the font comes like that."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Art Director's reply to Account Manager)</span><br /><br /><strong>#320</strong>- "I need awards! get me awards! If you don't get me awards, otherwise I will make sure you get fired before I do."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Client, Marketing Manager to Agency Account Director)</span><br /><br /><strong>#319</strong>- "Why do we need to code the website? Can't you just export from Microsoft Word?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Chairman of Internet Company to Web Developer)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36696634.post-1164925911070085822006-11-20T09:25:00.000-03:002006-11-30T19:31:51.070-03:00I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 59<strong>#318</strong>- "The girls in that car are too young, not saying I wouldn´t want to be in there with them, I just don´t think the client would."<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency CEO to Designer)</span><br /><br /><strong>#317</strong>- "Uh oh, the sleeves printed over the weekend... Was the change a significant one?"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Account Manager to Designer after a significant redesign)</span><br /><br /><strong>#316</strong>- "That new photographer really did a great job on that light, but maybe just maybe we have to think on how we can make him work more in the style of the photographer we used before, i don’t know you know I’m not an expert, but still"<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">(Agency, Art Director to Traffic Manager)</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0