Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Friday, October 20, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 10

#048- “Say that again. My toast is crunching.”
(Agency, Creative Director, on the phone with Account Director)

#047- “Which one is the french fries’ torso?”
(Agency, Creative Director, looking at a print ad for burgers)

#046- “When we talked about a multimedia website, I meant one including animations, video and sound, but I want it to weigh less than 30k.”
(Client, Brand Manager)

#045- “No, we’ll save the cost of hosting by putting the website in my laptop. It’s not that heavy after all.”
(Client, Manager, refusing to pay for hosting)

#044- “There are budget limitations. The budget has not been defined yet.”
(Client, Brief received by creatives)

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