Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Friday, October 27, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 20

#093- “It’s a minor modification. We’re just changing the content and layout of the whole website.”
(Client, Marketing Manager)

#092- “I’ll send you the changes in a few minutes, but start mounting in order to save time.”
(Client, Direct Marketing Analyst)

#091- “Spring is not premium. Spring is not American Express.”
(Client, briefing a Spring promotion)

#090- “You can search by kind of food, you can search by neighborhood… Or fuck you and search for yourself.”
(Client, Area Manager)

#089- “I can’t say how long it’s going to take to do these changes, you didn’t send them to me yet.” - “I still want a date from you.” - “But we don’t know whether we have to change the legal copy or the whole concept… Can you give me a hint at least?” - “No, we didn’t see the work yet.”
(Client, Direct Marketing Manager)

#088- “That sky is not Dove.”
(Client, Assistant to the Brand Manager)

#087- “If there’s a brief, it’s a mistake.”
(Agency, Account Executive)

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