Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Monday, October 30, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 24

#116- “Can’t you make that dog smile? Don’t you have a smile filter on this expensive machine?”
(Agency, Owner)

#115- “Let’s print in 2 colors so it’s cheaper. Make it black and white.”
(Client, Area Manager)

#114- “What’s the cost of doing a radio spot?” - “$ XXX.” - "And if I pay that amount, how many times I can put it on the air?”
(Client, Area Manager)

#113- “We need your help. According to what I understood from the client, we have to put subtitles on the radio spots. Is that doable?”
(Agency, Account Assistant)

#112- “The client is asking if the copy can be centered to the left.”
(Agency, Account Assistant)

#111- “If we do the poster 40 centimeters wide and the height in proportion, will it look awful?” - “No, it would still be in proportion.” - “OK. What if do it in 20 centimeters wide and the height in proportion?”
(Agency, Account Assistant)

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