Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Sunday, November 05, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 45

#223- "We need something that has never been done before. Find out how everybodyelse did it - and do that."
(Client, Brand Manager who wanted a promotion)

#222- "What's Garamond?"
(Editor in major publishing house to designer)

#221- "So the TV ad is going to be a cartoon?"
(Client, when reviewing storyboards)

#220- "We’re heading to the Grand Canyon. Has anyone ever gone down -Grand Canyon- in a helicopter?" - "No, but I’ve gone down on a donkey."
(Client and Agency, conference call discussing planning)

#219- "The voiceovers for the videos in German, English, French, Spanish and Italian are good, but the voices are all different! Can't we have them all done by the same guy?" - "And who do you want to do them? The Pope?"
(Client, giving feedback to Account Executive)

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