Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Friday, November 03, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 38

#186- "You have to have the layout tomorrow." - "I never got the brief!" - "I told you about it on my way to the men's room."
(Agency, Account Executive to Creative)

#185- "They can't send you the website in Microsoft Word format because they use Macs."
(Client, acting as intermediary between designers)

#184- "He still kisses his wife after he saws a guy's head off."
(Agency, Design Director to Client, explaining target consumer)

#183- "This really separates the wheat from the shaft."
(Agency, President attempting to compliment his creative team)

#182- "It needs to look really retro and gitchy."
(Agency, President to graphic designer)

#181- "Can’t you just funk it up a little more?"
(Agency, President to graphic designer)

#180- "Find a blond model. Someone like that Carmen Diaz."
(Agency, President to art director)

#179- "We need to send the client a .jpg of the image as soon as possible." - "Sure. Do you think the .jpg will fit in this size envelope?"
(Agency, Intern to another intern, who was holding up an actual 6x9 envelope)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

god, this is like when people say "flush it out" instead of "flesh it out"

"Can you go back and flush out this concept a little more?"

drives me up a wall

Steve C. said...

yes, i like this idea, now please go into the bushes and make a lot of noise, scaring your idea out into the open so that i can shoot it.

heyz said...

#179- "We need to send the client a .jpg of the image as soon as possible." - "Sure. Do you think the .jpg will fit in this size envelope?"
(Agency, Intern to another intern, who was holding up an actual 6x9 envelope)

THATS A FAKE. I bet thats just a joke someone thot of and put it here.