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Thursday, November 09, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 53

#280- "Could you please make the thought bubbles in this ad more realistic?"
(Client to Designer)

#279- "Is ITV the number 3 on my remote control?" - "It depends how your TV is set up..."
(TV client asking a Media Planner)

#278- "Can you make it smaller, but bigger on screen?"
(Agency, Art director about logo on TV ad)

#277- "I like take 1 and 3"
(Client on hearing same v/o played 4 times)

#276- "Can you make the hamster look less ambitious? Can we minute that?"
(Client to Agency)

#275- "Those are sounds only dogs can hear."
(Agency, Creative Director to her team while discussing strategy)

#274- "I can't help you now. I have to go to a teamwork seminar."
(Agency, Account Executive to Creative Team in a moment of client-related crisis)

#273- "I have found that it is important to use a background media with little or no details or imagery"
(Client comments on a trade show booth)

4 comments:

heyz said...

"Could you please make the thought bubbles in this ad more realistic?"
(Client to Designer)

Thats a killer!

e. donovan said...

#280 - Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

Gee, I work in advertising in a post commie country and this all fits in!

Anonymous said...

"Could you please make the thought bubbles in this ad more realistic?"

Sure, just smoke this...