Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 56

#304- "When someone's wife dies, you have to accept that the timeline my slip slightly"
(Agency Director to Client)

#303- "Of course you want it for yesterday! If you want it for today, you should order it TOMORROW!!!"
(Agency, Anonymous)

#302- "Could you possibly give us a design for the business card that's more like the one our CEO designed in PowerPoint?"
(Client, Marketing Director to Designer)

#301- "There's a lot of empty space in this ad, but I'm just not sure that the audience we are targeting is the empty-space audience."
(Agency, Account manager to Designer)

#300- "So, you can 'de-res-ify' these images?"
(Agency, Marketing co-ordinator to Designer regarding exporting lower resolution images)

#299- "Could you move our logo to the top of the poster? I mean... What if someone is standing in front of it?
(Client to Creative Director)

#298- "But they're in Canada... Can they even read an eps file?"
(Agency Owner to Art Director)


Anonymous said...

re: #298 - Uh.. yeah, we power our igloo's with beavers, eh. Fuc%.

Anonymous said...

#298 – I laughed so hard when I read this...sigh, poor,misunderstood Canadians. I wonder what they would have said if the file had to be sent to Australia. Eh?