#186- "You have to have the layout tomorrow." - "I never got the brief!" - "I told you about it on my way to the men's room."
(Agency, Account Executive to Creative)
#185- "They can't send you the website in Microsoft Word format because they use Macs."
(Client, acting as intermediary between designers)
#184- "He still kisses his wife after he saws a guy's head off."
(Agency, Design Director to Client, explaining target consumer)
#183- "This really separates the wheat from the shaft."
(Agency, President attempting to compliment his creative team)
#182- "It needs to look really retro and gitchy."
(Agency, President to graphic designer)
#181- "Can’t you just funk it up a little more?"
(Agency, President to graphic designer)
#180- "Find a blond model. Someone like that Carmen Diaz."
(Agency, President to art director)
#179- "We need to send the client a .jpg of the image as soon as possible." - "Sure. Do you think the .jpg will fit in this size envelope?"
(Agency, Intern to another intern, who was holding up an actual 6x9 envelope)
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god, this is like when people say "flush it out" instead of "flesh it out"
"Can you go back and flush out this concept a little more?"
drives me up a wall
#179- "We need to send the client a .jpg of the image as soon as possible." - "Sure. Do you think the .jpg will fit in this size envelope?"
(Agency, Intern to another intern, who was holding up an actual 6x9 envelope)
THATS A FAKE. I bet thats just a joke someone thot of and put it here.
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