Heath, The Ultimate Joker

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I need it 4 yesterday - delivery 60

#321- "Can you adjust the leading on the headline?" - "No, the font comes like that."
(Agency, Art Director's reply to Account Manager)

#320- "I need awards! get me awards! If you don't get me awards, otherwise I will make sure you get fired before I do."
(Client, Marketing Manager to Agency Account Director)

#319- "Why do we need to code the website? Can't you just export from Microsoft Word?"
(Agency, Chairman of Internet Company to Web Developer)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh...my...god

e. donovan said...

The third one is the best!

I'm going to use that one on stupid people from now on...

Anonymous said...

"Why do we need to code the website? Can't you just export from Microsoft Word?"

The look on the Web Developer's face: priceless.